I've learned a lot in my (too many) years in college. Really. I've had a lot of awesome teachers and in addition to hearing important business and accounting lessons from them, I've heard many of them say funny shit that makes me lol. I always take note of funny things and write them in my notes. So here's the first 10 quotes in what might become an ongoing series. Keep in my that I'm not giving context.
By Marketing Professor:
1) "Jim's a nice guy; I had thought he was a terrorist.
2) "... And by belittling you, I hope to motivate you."
3) "Well, I say I love pornography!"
4) "I got all this stuff that says it cures herpes."
5) "I want dreadlocks! You might not recognize me in heaven."
6) "... and then the guy says, 'This is where they used to shoot the porno videos.'"
7) "You don't think to say, "HEY! Did someone die of AIDS here?!"
By Accounting Professor:
8) "Blonds have more fun... It's true- they're easier to find in the dark."
9) "Oh.. And this one's really bad- What do you call a blond that you find dead in a closet? That's last years hide-and-go-seek winner."
By Management Professor:
10) "How many of you are here because you want to earn that white-collar piece of paper that says 'Weber State Diploma' on it, opposed to those of you who want to actually learn shit that might help you out?"
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