Relationship Application

        For a long time now, I thought it would be funny to come up with a relationship application. Sort of like a job application, but so people can apply for a relationship (or date or whatever) with you. So I decided to procrastinate homework and I finally made one. That's right, get all the facts before you blow $25 at the Olive Garden!

        Feel free to print it out so you can start screening those prospective dates! Just make sure to format it so there is room to answer questions, if you do print. Single women (or taken ones, I don't care- I'm cooler than your douche of a current boyfriends anyways) may also apply to me. *cough, shifty eyes*... Anyways, I have it as a Word doc, if you'd like it, but here it is-

Relationship Application

Note: As a resume is to obtain an interview, not a job, sell yourself with this application to obtain a lunch date (or dinner, if you’re lucky, you smooth operator, you).

Personal Demographics

          Name:

            Age:

            Gender:

            Race:

            National Origin:

            Religion: 

     From 1-10, with 10 being most important, 

     how important is your religion to you?

            Political Affiliation:

            Do you (and please include types/frequency)-

                 Smoke?

                 Drink?

                 Use any drugs?

Personality

          Please list up to 7 words to generally describe yourself.

            What is your best characteristic?

            What is your worst characteristic?

Interests

Please list interests. Describe what you enjoy doing during your daily free time, weekends, and holidays.

Do you have any interests that you have not yet pursued? If you had the time and resources, what you would like to do or learn about?

Please list some of your favorite music, movies, and books (up to 7 of each).

Skills

            Please list special skills that you possess. Include any and items such as: foreign languages, musical skill, physical abilities, and any other skills, abilities, or talents. Also, please include levels- for example, if you list a foreign language, please indicate whether you are fluent, intermediate, beginner, etc.

Education and Work

            What is the highest level of education that you have completed?

           

Are you currently a student? If so, what are you studying?

           

What are your career aspirations?

           

Do you currently work? If so, what do you do?

Past Relationships

            How many previous relationships have you had? How serious where these relationships?

Why did your last relationship end?

           

If need be, would you be willing to discuss how many previous sexual partners have you had- including any form of sexual activity? (This is a yes/no question, you are not required to list or discuss anything here, though if you are comfortable, you are welcome to it.)

Have you been tested for STDs? Or would you be willing to get tested if need be? (Also yes/no, you need not discuss the results of any tests here, though you are welcome to.)

Expectations

            What are your expectations of this relationship? What type of relationship are you seeking? For example: serious long-term, short-term, open relationship, make-out partner, gym partner, etc.

Why are you applying?

            What do you want out of this relationship in the long term?

References

            Please include up to 4 references. These may include friends, coworkers, or previous relationships.

Final Comments

            You may use this remaining space to write down anything that you would like to add. Then, sign and date at bottom.